They’re arguably the worst thing that ever happened to mankind – generic out-of-office replies. Join my fight to get rid of unremarkable out-of-office replies. To help, I’ve collected some great positive exceptions, starting with the one below.

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ADVANCE REVIEWS FOR “HE IS REALLY GONE”
Clearly the best writer of the 21st Century
★★★★★
~ T.S. (I am totally not his mom)
Considering the landscape of post-WWII literature in Western Europe and the Azores it is, in my mind, the absolute perfect book to kill a mosquito with.
★★★★★
~ João
Savoury. Delicious. This book is just seriously really good.
★★★★★
~ someone who eats paper
Not enough pictures.
★
~ Frank
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