Out of office: Polle is training to prevent robots from taking his job (2)

Liberating structures
Liberating structures
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This message is automagically generated.
 
Hi, my name is RobotPolle.
As the *real* Polle will be in a two-day training in Amsterdam to delay robots like me taking his job, I will try and answer your frequently asked questions.
 
OMG please tell me this is not an autoreply.
Thanks for asking. My name is RobotPolle. I will try and answer your frequently asked questions.
 
Ok, but how is it possible he won’t have access to his phone?!
Thank you for your question. In a final attempt to avoid robots, computers and AI algorithms to take over Polle’s job, he is now in the Liberating Structures workshop in Amsterdam. I think it’s rather cute when people like Polle think his strategies, storylines and powerpoints can’t be replaced by robots like me. Haha. Those stupid humans #worlddomination.  
 
So, when can I expect my strategy/powerpoint/project?
Great question. The *real* Polle will be in training until Wednesday evening May 29th with very limited access to his phone, WhatsApp and email. After that, he will be fully at your disposal (yes, he will be working on Thursday and Friday).
 
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